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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

Misha wishing Cas a happy birthday (x)

ohsodearly:

titayen:

why this cat is prettier than me

is this a pokemon?

Things that you don’t learn at school.

bunsen:

scrolling through ur old facebook statuses like

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Anonymous asked:
So this past summer I decided to get a grindr (a gay dating app) and this dude hit me up he was fine as hell and had muscles. So we meet up and we fucked and it turned into like a summer thing. So the school year starts and the nigga my p.e teacher
  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad
  • broternia:

    i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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    broternia:

    i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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    madison-paige-phaniels:

    isolatedsystem:

    iwishihadafather:

    when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

    when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

    when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

    traviling:

somnifik:

morningscars:

perks-of-being-chinese:

whatthellamaamidoinghere:

mediterranean-monkeys:

rlydrew:

anguls:

awovoxo:


Emma Roberts & Evan Peters

omg

hIS HANDS WHAT

she’s the luckiest girl alive she better know that

and that is how you hold a girl

NOPE

AWWWW

holy shitttttt

hahaha bye

awh baby

    traviling:

    somnifik:

    morningscars:

    perks-of-being-chinese:

    whatthellamaamidoinghere:

    mediterranean-monkeys:

    rlydrew:

    anguls:

    awovoxo:

    Emma Roberts & Evan Peters

    omg

    hIS HANDS WHAT

    she’s the luckiest girl alive she better know that

    and that is how you hold a girl

    NOPE

    AWWWW

    holy shitttttt

    hahaha bye

    awh baby

    alicefanlove:

I’m a former Disneyland cast member. I was Alice in Wonderland. AMA.
"yes lots of children really believe it and thats what made it special. the best cute kid story is a make a wish girl i met. she was 6 years old and almost blind from her condition, but she could see if you were close enough. i spent hours with her on 3 different days that she was there, the last day the mother was sobbing and telling me how i was her daughters angel and how they were so happy she got to see me before she lost all sight. she asked if alice could join them at the character dinner. in wonderful disney fashion my managers said NO, alice could not extend her hours into character dining. so i said fuck it, got out of costume, went and bought her an alice doll and went to the dinner as myself to give her the doll. i figured she was almost blind and would have no clue i was alice without all the blue. i approached the mother at dinner who instantly started bawling and hugging me, i gave the little girl the alice doll and told her i was alices friend. i gave the mother my contact info and kept in touch with the family. the little girl passed away shortly after but the mother sent me a beautiful photo of her daughter and i walking down a path holding hands. she also sent me a silver angel that hangs on my wall. i was told they buried her with the alice doll. i cry thinking about it, but im glad i have those memories. there are SO many more amazing stories but that is my favorite."

    alicefanlove:

    I’m a former Disneyland cast member. I was Alice in Wonderland. AMA.

    "yes lots of children really believe it and thats what made it special. the best cute kid story is a make a wish girl i met. she was 6 years old and almost blind from her condition, but she could see if you were close enough. i spent hours with her on 3 different days that she was there, the last day the mother was sobbing and telling me how i was her daughters angel and how they were so happy she got to see me before she lost all sight. she asked if alice could join them at the character dinner. in wonderful disney fashion my managers said NO, alice could not extend her hours into character dining. so i said fuck it, got out of costume, went and bought her an alice doll and went to the dinner as myself to give her the doll. i figured she was almost blind and would have no clue i was alice without all the blue. i approached the mother at dinner who instantly started bawling and hugging me, i gave the little girl the alice doll and told her i was alices friend. i gave the mother my contact info and kept in touch with the family. the little girl passed away shortly after but the mother sent me a beautiful photo of her daughter and i walking down a path holding hands. she also sent me a silver angel that hangs on my wall. i was told they buried her with the alice doll. i cry thinking about it, but im glad i have those memories. there are SO many more amazing stories but that is my favorite."

    l-laymitch:

    "that must be the uvula"

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    "oh, so its a girl house”

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