Kitties Music Pizza Self-harm Awareness Animal Abuse Awareness United Kingdom Hey, Assbutt.

grassveins:

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

mendox:

the-life-im-meant-to-live:

skinnysexysmile:

Thought you guys might find this interesting as well, here is Cosmo’s plus size model, Robyn Lawley. You can find the photo here, and see how enraged everyone else is at the idea of “plus size”

My favourite comment was: "Dear Cosmo, Kindly take your ideas of “plus size” and shove them up your ass sideways. Sincerely, Every man on the planet who has had to reassure his perfectly healthy and proportioned woman she’s not fat because assholes like you perpetuate this idea in her head that she’s “plus size”

that guy though ^
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u
oli-butt:

Of Mice & Men - Second & Sebring
therevolutionisnevercoming:

And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…
behindtheballs:

dreamsofchaos:

older-and-far-away:

If you are sad today, or hung over, or stressed out, or even if you are fine but could use a giggle, well…kittens on a roomba. NEVER NOT WONDERFUL.

be still my heart

WHEN IT PUSHED THE KITTEN AND IT DOESNT MOVE, JUST SLIDES

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

mynameisbruni:

jenhominid:

hexgoddess:

sistahmamaqueen:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY. 

I may actually not suck at makeup now

Mesmerized.

Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off

jethrocane:

sexioto:

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

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yes maybelline

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idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

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lol me 2 

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is this the color of chilli though

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ok what

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?????

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????????

thefictionthief:

snaketeen:

but no one ever asks what the d wants

that’s because society tells the d it can have everything it wants. 

jakemalik:

if you’re always online at the same time as me even if we don’t speak and we just reblog posts from each other we are friends in some way u can’t deny it